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Title: Going To The Zoo
Post by: Trigger on April 11, 2008, 21:10:16 PM
We're gonna go to the Zoo tomorrow, Zoo tomorrow, Zoo tomorrow. We're gonna go to the Zoo tomorrow, we can stay all day. How about you you you, going to the Zoo Zoo Zoo, you could come too too too, we're going to the Zoo
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: MartyD on April 11, 2008, 21:12:09 PM
Diva taking you too visit your family?
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: Mr V on April 11, 2008, 21:14:31 PM
Diva taking you too visit your family?


Hahahaha seeing the relatives  :D
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: DanSE4 on April 11, 2008, 21:16:44 PM
Which one Trigger (noting you're in Northampton)? I'm right near Whipsnade so I can see my family within 20 mins...... ;D
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: V6Lee on April 11, 2008, 21:21:48 PM
We're gonna go to the Zoo tomorrow, Zoo tomorrow, Zoo tomorrow. We're gonna go to the Zoo tomorrow, we can stay all day. How about you you you, going to the Zoo Zoo Zoo, you could come too too too, we're going to the Zoo

Err OK I take it your going to the beach then! :D
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: Trigger on April 11, 2008, 21:27:43 PM
There's one Family member I want to see...Who put salt in the sugar bowl? Who put fireworks in the coal?
Who put a real live toad-in-the-'ole? My brother
Who put jam in mother's shoe? Who made real caterpillar stew?
Who locked Grandad in the loo?... My brother
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: DanSE4 on April 11, 2008, 21:29:02 PM
There's one Family member I want to see...Who put salt in the sugar bowl? Who put fireworks in the coal?
Who put a real live toad-in-the-'ole? My brother
Who put jam in mother's shoe? Who made real caterpillar stew?
Who locked Grandad in the loo?... My brother

lmao.........Terry Scott had one thing going for him then!
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: V6Lee on April 11, 2008, 21:32:35 PM
Trigger...step away from the pc and leave the LSD alone!! :D
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: Trigger on April 11, 2008, 21:35:44 PM
Going to see a couple of Mates after the Zoo. Right said Fred, both of us together, one each end and steady as we go
Tried to to shift it, couldn't even lift it, we was getting nowhere
And so, we, had a cup of tea

Right said Fred, give a shout to Charlie, up comes Charlie from the floor below
After straining, heaving and complaining, we was getting nowhere
And so, we, had a cup of tea

Charlie had a think and he thought we ought, to take off all the handles
And the things that hold the candles, but it did no good, well I never thought it would
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: V6Lee on April 11, 2008, 21:38:30 PM
^^ Your bored aren't you? ::)
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: DanSE4 on April 11, 2008, 21:39:30 PM
So.............Right said Fred, Nooooooooo, I'm not doing it!!!

Why does Bernard Cribbins spring to mind here?

Could I possibly be as sad as you? ???
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: Trigger on April 11, 2008, 21:41:52 PM
Afterwards I shall serenade my lovely Divavic...
SAVE YOUR LOVE MY DARLING, SAVE YOUR LOVE
FOR SUMMER NIGHTS WITH MOON AND STARS ABOVE
A SERENADE I LONG TO SING YOU
THE REDDEST ROSE I'LL ALWAYS BRING YOU
SAVE YOUR LOVE FOR ROMA AND FOR ME.


DARLING I WILL LOVE YOU ENDLESSLY
EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE FARAWAY FROM ME.
I CAN'T FORGET THE WORDS I TOLD YOU
HOW IT FELT TO LOVE AND HOLD YOU
LOVE LIKE OURS WILL LAST ETERNALLY.
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: DanSE4 on April 11, 2008, 21:57:21 PM
Can't compete with tht one Trigger but the previous few are all on the "All Aboard" kids album that sadly I still have!
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: divavic on April 11, 2008, 22:00:13 PM
OHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DO I SLEEP WITH THIS MAN?????????????????????????????????????

OHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: DanSE4 on April 11, 2008, 22:02:02 PM
I saw a mouse!
Where?
There on the stair!
Where on the stair?
Right there!
A little mouse with clogs on
Well I declare!
Going clip-clippety-clop on the stair
Oh yeah
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: divavic on April 11, 2008, 22:02:44 PM
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: DanSE4 on April 11, 2008, 22:07:08 PM
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn those sticky "!" keys ;D
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: divavic on April 11, 2008, 22:08:02 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: DanSE4 on April 11, 2008, 22:14:10 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
I wouldn't be playing those "late evening games" with trigger sitting on the keyboard, look what it does!

My boomerang won't come back,
My boomerang won't come back,
I've waved the thing all over the place,
Practised till I was black in the face,
I'm a big disgrace to the Aborigine race,
My boomerang won't come back.

Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: V6Lee on April 11, 2008, 22:17:43 PM
WTF is this thread all about......bizzare!!! ::)
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: divavic on April 11, 2008, 22:18:41 PM
I'm Jake the peg diddle-lddle-iddle-um
With my extra leg diddle-lddle-iddle-um

I'm just going for a little lie down now..................... ........................ ........................ .....
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: DanSE4 on April 11, 2008, 22:22:23 PM
One more then I'd better leave this thread before I loose all dignity (most likely passed that point already though)!

T'was in the year of '89 on that old Great Western line,
When the winter wind was blowin' shrill,
The rails were froze, the wheels were cold, then the air brakes wouldn't hold,
And Number 9 came roaring down the hill -- oh!

The runaway train came down the track and she blew,
The runaway train came down the track and she blew,
The runaway train came down the track, her whistle wide and her throttle back,
And she blew, blew, blew, blew, blew.

I'm off!  ;D

Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: V6Lee on April 11, 2008, 22:24:04 PM
Thats it I'm done with this thread........its like looking into the mind of Rolf Harriss or something, you guys need to leave the drugs alone!! lol :D
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: divavic on April 11, 2008, 22:27:36 PM



I'm off!  ;D

See ya later. I love Friday nights and a nice glass of Shiraz  ;D

Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: barrachops on April 11, 2008, 22:33:19 PM
I've  come on here having had a good drink and after reading this thread I think I need to drink some more ::)
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: DanSE4 on April 11, 2008, 22:34:42 PM
I've  come on here having had a good drink and after reading this thread I think I need to drink some more ::)

Think I've had too many ;D
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: ALZ1307 on April 11, 2008, 22:42:37 PM
Can you tell what it is yet?
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: Trigger on April 11, 2008, 22:47:02 PM
Wherever I go through rain and snow
The people always let me know
There's Jake the peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
With his extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle

The day that I born (oh boy) my father nearly died
He couldn't get my nappies on, how matter how he tried
'Cos I was born with an extra leg, and since that day begun
I had to learn to stand on my own three feet
Believe me that's no fun

I had a dreadful childhood really, I s'pose I shouldn't moan
Each time they had a three legged race, I won it on me own
And also I got popular, when came the time for cricket
They used to roll my trousers up
And use me for the wicket
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: DanSE4 on April 11, 2008, 22:50:25 PM
Two little boys had two little toys
Each had a wooden horse
Gaily they played each summer's day
Warriors both of course
One little chap then had a mishap
Broke off his horse's head
Wept for his toy then cried with joy
As his young playmate said


Did you think I would leave you crying
When there's room on my horse for two
Climb up here Jack and don't be crying
I can go just as fast with two
When we grow up we'll both be soldiers
And our horses will not be toys
And I wonder if we'll remember
When we were two little boys


Long years had passed, war came so fast
Bravely they marched away
Cannon roared loud, and in the mad crowd
Wounded and dying lay
Up goes a shout, a horse dashes out
Out from the ranks so blue
Gallops away to where Joe lay
Then came a voice he knew


Did you think I would leave you dying
When there's room on my horse for two
Climb up here Joe, we'll soon be flying
I can go just as fast with two
Did you say Joe I'm all a-tremble
Perhaps it's the battle's noise
But I think it's that I remember
When we were two little boys


Do you think I would leave you dying
There's room on my horse for two
Climb up here Joe, we'll soon by flying
Back to the ranks so blue
Can you feel Joe I'm all a tremble
Perhaps it's the battle's noise
But I think it's that I remember
When we were two little boys

Damn & I was supposed to be leaving this thread!  :D
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: Trigger on April 11, 2008, 22:51:23 PM
Toss you for Tie Me Kangaroo Down big boy!
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: barrachops on April 11, 2008, 22:53:01 PM
Well thats another can down and now you are starting to scare me with this sh*t
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: DanSE4 on April 11, 2008, 22:53:55 PM
Toss you for Tie Me Kangaroo Down big boy!

Tails me old mukka!
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: [email protected] on April 11, 2008, 22:55:41 PM
Toss you for Tie Me Kangaroo Down big boy!

I've just worked out what's happened: Trigger's OD'd on the happy pills the hospital gave him to cope with the pain!
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: Trigger on April 11, 2008, 22:56:24 PM
Heads I win!!

Let me Abos go loose, Lou,     
let me Abos go loose.
They're of no further use, Lou,
so let me Abos go loose.
Altogether now!
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: DanSE4 on April 11, 2008, 22:58:38 PM
Tie me Kangaroo down sport, tie me Kangaroo down (sh*g a Wallaby)

Tie me Kangaroo sport, tie me kangaroo down........
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: DanSE4 on April 11, 2008, 23:00:32 PM
More beer please............. ;D
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: barrachops on April 11, 2008, 23:04:30 PM
Stuff the beer I need whiskey
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: ALZ1307 on April 11, 2008, 23:08:20 PM
Sunrise, early in the morning.........

I wish it was morning, all this laughing giving me rib ache!
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: DanSE4 on April 11, 2008, 23:08:52 PM
Got a fresh botle of Laphroaig downstairs & the "voices" are tempting me............ :)
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: Trigger on April 11, 2008, 23:09:02 PM
YO , I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha.

If you want my future forget my past,
If you wanna get with me better make it fast,
Now don't go wasting my precious time,
Get your act together we could be just fine
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: DanSE4 on April 11, 2008, 23:10:29 PM
And a 1........2.............. .3

Sun Arise come every mornin'
Sun Arise come every mornin'
Sun Arise come every mornin'
Bringin' back the warmth to the ground

Sun Arise fillin' up the hollow
Sun Arise fillin' up the hollow
Sun Arise fillin' up the hollow
Bringin' back the warmth to the ground

Sun Arise, she come every mornin'
Sun Arise, each and every day
Sun Arise, she come every mornin'
Sun Arise
ever-y ever-y ever-y ever-y day

She drive away the darkness everyday
She drive away the darkness everyday
She drive away your darkness everyday
Bringin' back the warmth to the ground

Sun Arise
Whoa-oh-oh
Sun Arise
Whoa-oh-oh
Sun Arise
Whoa-oh-oh
ever-y ever-y ever-y ever-y day

Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: DanSE4 on April 11, 2008, 23:11:34 PM
YO , I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha.

If you want my future forget my past,
If you wanna get with me better make it fast,
Now don't go wasting my precious time,
Get your act together we could be just fine

That's a whole new can of worms & I've enough beer to last the duration!
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: Trigger on April 11, 2008, 23:14:05 PM
Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
and said goodbye to the circus
off she rode with a trumpety trump
trump trump trump
Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
and trundled off to the jungle
off she rode with a trumpety trump
trump trump trump
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: bricksnbikes on April 11, 2008, 23:15:31 PM
ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh h nellie
i love that song , the toy dolls version any how
its right up their along with the birdie song
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: DanSE4 on April 11, 2008, 23:15:49 PM
You could hear the hoof beats pound as they raced across the ground,
And the clatter of the wheels as they spun 'round and 'round.
And he galloped into market street, his badge upon his chest,
His name was Ernie, and he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.

Now Ernie loved a widow, a lady known as Sue,
She lived all alone in Liddley Lane at number 22.
They said she was too good for him, she was haughty, proud and chic,
But Ernie got his cocoa there three times every week.

They called him Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeeee)
And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.

She said she'd like to bathe in milk, he said, "All right, sweetheart,"
And when he'd finished work one night he loaded up his cart.
He said, "D'you want it pasturize? 'Cause pasturize is best,"
She says, "Ernie, I'll be happy if it comes up to my chest."

That tickled old Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeeee)
And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.

Now Ernie had a rival, an evil-looking man,
Called Two-Ton Ted from Teddington and he drove the baker's van.
He tempted her with his treacle tarts and his tasty wholemeal bread,
And when she seen the size of his hot meat pies it very near turned her head.

She nearly swooned at his macaroon and he said, "If you treat me right,
You'll have hot rolls every morning and crumpets every night."
He knew once she sampled his layer cake he'd have his wicked way,
And all Ernie had to offer was a pint of milk a day.

Poor Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeeee)
And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.

One lunch time Ted saw Ernie's horse and cart outside her door,
It drove him mad to find it was still there at half past four.
And as he lept down from his van hot blood through his veins did course,
And he went across to Ernie's cart and didn't half kick his 'orse.

Whose name was Trigger, (Triggerrrrrrrr)
And he pulled the fastest milk cart in the west.

Now Ernie rushed out into the street, his gold top in his hand,
He said, "If you wanna marry Susie you'll fight for her like a man."
"Oh why don't we play cards for her?" he sneeringly replied,
"And just to make it interesting we'll have a shilling on the side."

Now Ernie dragged him from his van and beneath the blazing sun,
They stood there face to face, and Ted went for his bun.
But Ernie was too quick, things didn't go the way Ted planned,
And a strawberry-flavoured yogurt sent it spinning from his hand.

Now Susie ran between them and tried to keep them apart,
And Ernie, he pushed her aside and a rock cake caught him underneath his heart.
And he looked up in pained surprise and the concrete hardened crust,
Of a stale pork pie caught him in the eye and Ernie bit the dust.

Poor Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeeee)
And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.

Ernie was only 52, he didn't wanna die,
And now he's gone to make deliveries in that milk round in the sky.
Where the customers are angels and ferocious dogs are banned,
And the milkman's life is full of fun in that fairy, dairy land.

But a woman's needs are many fold and soon she married Ted,
But strange things happened on their wedding night as they lay in their bed.
Was that the trees a-rustling? Or the hinges of the gate?
Or Ernie's ghostly gold tops a-rattling in their crate?

They won't forget Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeee)
And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: Trigger on April 11, 2008, 23:17:34 PM
....across to Ernie's cart and didn't half kick his 'orse.

Whose name was Trigger, (Triggerrrrrrrr)
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: Debz on April 11, 2008, 23:18:03 PM
See ya later. I love Friday nights and a nice glass of Shiraz  ;D


a glass  !!!!! think theyve had the whole case !
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: bricksnbikes on April 11, 2008, 23:20:58 PM
a glass  !!!!! think theyve had the whole case !
no this is just trigger being normal for a change , he normally swears more when he has had a glass of vino
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: Debz on April 11, 2008, 23:22:07 PM
trigger , swear ? i dont believe it !  ;)
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: Trigger on April 11, 2008, 23:23:07 PM
no this is just trigger being normal for a change , he normally swears more when he has had a glass of vino

Had a pint of Stella on the way home at half five and not touched a drop since, more's the pity ;D
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: ALZ1307 on April 11, 2008, 23:23:22 PM
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill went tumbling after
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: Debz on April 11, 2008, 23:25:54 PM
Had a pint of Stella on the way home at half five and not touched a drop since, more's the pity ;D

them there hospital drugs are good stuff then ?  ;)

has danse passed out now ?
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: DanSE4 on April 11, 2008, 23:26:10 PM
oo) boy's cheeky girls
(oo) girl's cheeky boys

(oo) boy's cheeky girls
(oo) girl's cheeky boys

(oo) boy's cheeky girls
(oo) girl's cheeky boys

(oo) boy's cheeky girls
(oo) girl's cheeky boys

never ever ask
where do you go

never ever ask
what do you do

never ever ask
whats in your mind

never ever ask
if you'l be mine

don't ask why
don't be shy
touch my bum
this is life

we are the cheeky girls
we are the cheeky girls

you are the cheeky boys
you are the cheeky boys

we are the cheeky girls
we are the cheeky girls

you are the cheeky boy's
you are the cheeky boy's

we are the cheeky girls
we are the cheeky girls

you are the cheeky boy's
you are the cheeky boy's

mmm cheeky cheeky

che che che che che

(oo) boy's cheeky girls
(oo) girl's cheeky boys

(oo) boy's cheeky girls
(oo) girl's cheeky boys

(oo) boy's cheeky girls
(oo) girl's cheeky boys

(oo) boy's cheeky girls
(oo) girl's cheeky boys

never ever ask
where do you go

never ever ask
what do you do

never ever ask
whats in your mind

never ever ask
if you'l be mine

don't ask why
don't be shy
touch my bum
this is life

we are the cheeky girls
we are the cheeky girls

you are the cheeky boys
you are the cheeky boys

we are the cheeky girls
we are the cheeky girls

you are the cheeky boy's
you are the cheeky boy's

we are the cheeky girls
we are the cheeky girls

you are the cheeky boy's
you are the cheeky boy'

come and join the cheeky club
this is what you want
come and sing the cheeky song
our cheeky cheeky song ( oo )

come and join the cheeky club
this is what you want
come and sing the cheeky song
our cheeky cheeky song ( oo )


don't ask why
don't be shy
touch my bum
this is life

we are the cheeky girls
we are the cheeky girls

you are the cheeky boys
you are the cheeky boys

we are the cheeky girls
we are the cheeky girls

you are the cheeky boy's
you are the cheeky boy's

we are the cheeky girls
we are the cheeky girls

you are the cheeky boy's
you are the cheeky boy's

cheeky cheeky
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: Debz on April 11, 2008, 23:26:59 PM
oh no there you are ! lol ! :D
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: Trigger on April 11, 2008, 23:27:32 PM
them there hospital drugs are good stuff then ?  ;)

No drugs neither, just a bang on the head once upon a time :)
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: DanSE4 on April 11, 2008, 23:28:15 PM
Not written off just yet................ ;D
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: Trigger on April 11, 2008, 23:30:39 PM
In my imagination
There is no complication
I dream about you all the time
In my mind a celebration
The sweetest of sensation
Thinking you could be mine

In my imagination
There is no hesitation
We walk together hand in hand
I'm dreaming
You fell in love with me
Like I'm in love with you
But dreaming's all I do
If only they'd come true

I should be so lucky
Lucky lucky lucky
I should be so lucky in love
I should be so lucky
Lucky lucky lucky
I should be so lucky in love
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: Debz on April 11, 2008, 23:30:53 PM
omg ! this is funny , carry on !!!!!  :D :D :D i have images of trigger dancing to ernie and dan dancing to cheeky girls
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: DanSE4 on April 11, 2008, 23:31:49 PM
She was afraid to come out of the locker
She was as nervous as she could be
She was afraid to come out of the locker
She was afraid that somebody would see
Two, three, four, tell the people what she wore

It was an itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini
That she wore for the first time today
An itsy, bitsy, teentie, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini
So in the locker she wanted to stay
Two, three, four, stick around we'll tell you more

She was afraid to come out in the open
And so a blanket around she wore
She was afraid to come out in the open
And so she sat bundled up on the shore
Two, three, four, tell the people what she wore

It was an itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini
That she wore for the first time today
An itsy, bitsy, teentie, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini
So in the blanket she wanted to stay
Two, three, four, stick around we'll tell you more

Now she's afraid to come out of the water
And I wonder what she's gonna do
Now she's afraid to come out of the water
And the poor little girl's turning blue
Two, three, four, tell the people what she wore

It was an itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini
That she wore for the first time today
An itsy, bitsy, teentie, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini
So in the water she wanted to stay
(From the locker to the blanket)
(From the blanket to the shore)
(From the shore to the water)
Yes, there isn't any more

OMG...........alcohol level dropping. Tipple break!  ;D
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: Trigger on April 11, 2008, 23:32:32 PM
She lived all alone in Lily Lane at number 22 all together now
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: boffin486 on April 11, 2008, 23:33:34 PM
I'd go home ....but, the coppers might take exception to a bald bloke in has Cally laughing hysterically all the way there..........  ;D
And DAMN but I can't stop singing tie me kangaroo down now!  >:(
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: DanSE4 on April 11, 2008, 23:34:19 PM
ERNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIEEEEEEEE (Feat' the Cheeky Girls the Remix)!
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: Trigger on April 11, 2008, 23:34:49 PM
Onward, Christian soldiers, marching as to war,
   with the cross of Jesus going on before.
   Christ, the royal Master, leads against the foe;
   forward into battle see his banners go!
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: DanSE4 on April 11, 2008, 23:35:48 PM
Right, Gangsta time...................F lat tops at the ready & baggy trousers a flappin'........................
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: DanSE4 on April 11, 2008, 23:36:23 PM
Yo VIP let's kick it

Ice ice baby (x2)
All right stop collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop yo I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Dance go rush to the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it you better gain weight
You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

CHORUS
Ice ice baby vanillla (x4)

Now that the party is jumping
With the bass kicked in and the vegas are pumpin'
Quick to the point to the point no faking
I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon
Burning them if you ain't quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi-hat with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
Rollin' in my 5.0
With my rag-top down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby waving just to say hi
Did you stop no I just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
The block was dead
Yo so I continued to A1A Beachfront Avenue
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine
Shay with a guage and Vanilla with a nine
Reading for the chumps on the wall
The chumps acting ill because they're so full of eight balls
Gunshots rang out like a bell
I grabbed my nine all I heard were shells
Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car slammed on the gas
Bumpet to bumper the avenue's packed
I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack
Police on the scene you know what I mean
They passed me up confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

REPEAT CHORUS

Take heed 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My town that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed
This is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
Shay plays on the fade slice like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast other DJs say damn
If my rhyme was a drug I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while Shay revolves it

Ice ice baby vanilla
Ice ice baby (oh-oh) vanilla
Ice ice baby vanilla
Ice ice baby vanilla ice
Yo man let's get out of here
Word to your mother
Ice ice baby too cold
Ice ice baby too cold too cold (x2)
Ice ice baby

Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: Debz on April 11, 2008, 23:37:38 PM
ERNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE (Feat' the Cheeky Girls the Remix)!

lol ! the strange thing is i dont know what either of you look like !!!!! must go see .... pic thread here i come ! dan you look ..... erm , good ? in a mini skirt with polkadot bikini .....
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: DanSE4 on April 11, 2008, 23:38:54 PM
lol ! the strange thing is i dont know what either of you look like !!!!! must go see .... pic thread here i come ! dan you look ..... erm , good ? in a mini skirt with polkadot bikini .....

Damn, you been peeking?............... ;)
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: Trigger on April 11, 2008, 23:39:55 PM
Oh, say! can you see by the dawn's early light
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming;
Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?
And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there:
Oh, say! does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: boffin486 on April 11, 2008, 23:40:30 PM
Fiddles at the ready then....

The devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind: he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came across this young man sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot.
And the devil jumped up on a hickory stump and said: "Boy let me tell you what:
"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy, but give the devil his due:
"I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
The boy said: "My name's Johnny and it might be a sin,
"But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best that's ever been."

Johnny you rousin up your bow and play your fiddle hard.
'Cos hells broke loose in Georgia and the devil deals it hard.
And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold.
But if you lose, the devil gets your soul.

The devil opened up his case and he said: "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips as he resined up his bow.
And he pulled the bow across his strings and it made an evil hiss.
Then a band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this......

When the devil finished, Johnny said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son.
"But if you'll sit down in that chair, right there, and let me show you how its done."

Fire on the mound, run boys, run.
The devil's in the house of the risin' sun.
Chicken in the bread pin, pickin' out dough.
"Granny, does your dog bite?"
"No, child, no."

The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
He laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Johnny's feet.
Johnny said: "Devil just come on back if you ever want to try again.
"I told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been."

And he played fire on the mount, run boys, run.
The devil's in the house of the risin' sun.
Chicken in the bread pin pickin' out dough.
"Granny, does your dog bite?"
"No, child, no."

 ;)

Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: DanSE4 on April 11, 2008, 23:42:45 PM
There's a Spanish train that runs between
Gualdalquivir and old Saville
And at dead of night the whistle blows
And people hear she's running still


And then they hush their children back to sleep
Lock the doors, upstairs they creep
For it is said that the souls of the dead
Fill that train ten thousand deep


Well a railway man lay dying with his people by his side
His family were crying, knelt in prayer before he died
But above his bed just a waiting for the dead
Was the Devil with a twinkle in his eye
"Well God's not around and look what I've found
This one's mine"


Just then the Lord himself
Appeared in a blinding flash of light
And shouted at the Devil
"Get thee hence to endless night"
But the Devil just grinned and said
"I may have sinned
But there's no need to push me around
I got him first so you can do your worst
He's going underground"


"But I think I'll give you one more chance"
Said the Devil with a smile
"So throw away that stupid lance
It's really not your style"
"Joker is the name
Poker is the game
We'll play right here on this bed
And then we'll bet for the biggest stakes yet
The souls of the dead"


And I said "Look out, Lord, He's going to win
The sun is down and the night is riding in
That train is dead on time, many souls are on the line
Oh Lord, He's going to win"


Well the railway man he cut the cards
And he dealt them each a hand of five
And for the Lord he was praying hard
Or that train he'd have to drive
Well the Devil he had three aces and a king
And the Lord, he was running for a straight
He had the queen and the knave
And nine and ten of spades
All he needed was the eight


And then the Lord he called for one more card
But he drew the diamond eight
And the Devil said to the son of God
"I believe you've got it straight
So deal me one for the time has come
To see who'll be the king of this place
But as he spoke, from beneath his cloak
He slipped another ace


Ten thousand souls was the opening bid
And it soon went up to fifty-nine
But the Lord didn't see what the Devil did
And he said "that suits me fine"
"I'll raise you high to a hundred and five
And forever put an end to your sins"
But the Devil let out a mighty shout, "My hand wins"


And I said "Lord, oh Lord, you let him win
The sun is down and the night is riding in
That train is dead on time, many souls are on the line
Oh Lord, don't let him win"


Well that Spanish train still runs between
Gualdalquivir and old Saville
And at the dead of night the whistle blows
And people fear she's running still
And far away in some recess
The Lord and the Devil are now playing chess
The Devil still cheats and wins more souls
And as for the Lord, well, he's just doing his best


And I said "Lord, oh Lord, you've got to win
The sun is down and the night is riding in
That train is still on time, Oh my soul is on the line
Oh Lord, you've got to win"

Not bad for old "Crusty Beefburger"!
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: Debz on April 11, 2008, 23:45:38 PM
i found you trig !  ;) no dan ..... how old are you all ! i dont know half of these !!!!!
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: Trigger on April 11, 2008, 23:46:42 PM
Malta, we love Malta!
These are the things we'd alter.

Malta, we love Malta,
These are the things we'd alter.
Now you've not been in Malta for very long,
Before you notice some things seem wrong
So before we go on with the show,
This is our very own Maltese calypso

Now the Maltese people are very nice,
If you hire a car, you better think twice.
Oh the Maltese people are very nice,
If you hire a car, you better think twice.
I hired one the first day I got here
With no brakes, no clutch, and I can't change gear.
I went around to get my money back,
But the man says, don't worry 'cause they're all like that.

Now I took a taxi, had a terrible fright.
He drove on the left, he drove on the right.
Oh I took a taxi, had a terrible fright.
He drove on the left, he drove on the right.
I asked the driver, can this be true?
Does everyone in Malta drive like you?
He turned around, and said we got it made,
In Malta, everybody drives in the shade.

Now the Maltese girls are very fine,
With dark skin and eyes that shine.
Oh, the Maltese girls are very fine,
With dark skin and eyes that shine.
I asked a girl to come out with me till late,
So I picked her up about a half past eight,
Her mother said, now have a real good time,
But she better be home by half past nine!

Now the first thing that made me very cross,
Was everybody drives like Stirling Moss.
Oh the first thing that made me very cross,
Was everybody drives like Stirling Moss.
The buses here are a bit of a joke,
Old and green, and make a lot of smoke.
The smallest book in the world, we're told,
That's the Maltese highway code.

Now when you leave Malta, you'll be very sad -
'Cause things over here aren't really that bad.
Oh When you leave Malta, you'll be very sad -
'Cause Things over here aren't really that bad.
We got the sunshine, we got the sea,
And not long ago we got the colour TV.
And when you come back, well you never know -
Someone might have filled up all the holes in the roads.

Malta, we love Malta,
These are the things we'd alter.
Malta, we love Malta,
There's nothing that we'd alter!
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: DanSE4 on April 11, 2008, 23:47:30 PM
i found you trig !  ;) no dan ..... how old are you all ! i dont know half of these !!!!!

31. If you want a mug shot (albeit a small one) go to Fans of ClubCalibra.com group on Facebook. Then tell me I'd look good in a polka dot bikini...............lma o ;D
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: boffin486 on April 11, 2008, 23:47:31 PM
This is for all of you 'cos you're bananas......  ;)
       
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Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: Debz on April 11, 2008, 23:49:42 PM
31. If you want a mug shot (albeit a small one) go to Fans of ClubCalibra.com group on Facebook. Then tell me I'd look good in a polka dot bikini...............lma o ;D
too small a pic and im not adding you as a friend ! ( no offence ! lol ! ) have fun my wines gone and family guys on .... nite nite you nutters !!!!
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: DanSE4 on April 11, 2008, 23:50:08 PM
you got a beutiful chin,
you got beutiful skin,
you got a beutiful face,
you got taste,
you got beutiful eyes,
you got beutiful thighs,
you got a lot whout a doubt,
but i think bout blowin u out,

coz you wont stop talkin,
why dont you give it a rest?,
you got more rabbit than sainsburys,
its time you got it off your chest,
now you is just the kinda girl to break my heart in two,
i knew right off when i first set my eyes on you,
but how was i to know you fed my earholes too?,
with your ecessive talking,
your becoming a pest,

rabbit x 20

now your a wonderful girl,
you got a wonderful smell,
you got wonderful arms,
you got charm,
you got wonderful hair,
we make a wonderful pair,
now i dont mind avin a chat,
but you have to keep givin it that,

no, you wont stop talkin,
why dont you give it a rest?,
you got more rabbit than sainsburys,
its time you got it off your chest,

now you are just the kinda girl to break my heart in two,
i knew right off wen i first set my eyes on you,
but how was i to know you fed my earholes too,
with your excessive talkin,
your becoming a pest,

rabbit x 8
yup yup rabbit yup yup yup rabbit rabbit bunny jabber yup rabbit bunny yup yup yup rabbit bunny jabber yup yup yup rabbit bunny jabber yup yup bunny jabber rabbit
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: DanSE4 on April 11, 2008, 23:51:35 PM
too small a pic and im not adding you as a friend ! ( no offence ! lol ! ) have fun my wines gone and family guys on .... nite nite you nutters !!!!

Laters, little mans just woken up so may be gone shortly to!!!
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: ALZ1307 on April 11, 2008, 23:52:22 PM
Mattie Groves anyone??
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: Trigger on April 11, 2008, 23:52:59 PM
The indians send signals
From the rocks above the pass
The cowboys take positions
In the bushes and the grass
The squaw is with the corporal
She is tied against the tree
She doesnt mind the language
Its the beating she dont need
She lets loose all the horses
When the corporal is asleep
And he wakes to find the fires dead
And arrows in his hats
And davy crockett rides around
And says its cool for cats
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: Trigger on April 11, 2008, 23:54:33 PM
Laters, little mans just woken up so may be gone shortly to!!!

In that case...all rise please

God save our gracious Queen
Long live our noble Queen,
God save the Queen:
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us:
God save the Queen.
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: DanSE4 on April 11, 2008, 23:56:21 PM
Damn, was enjoying this.

Son's just woken up & missis has reminded me that Cally needs to go in garage so laters all, been an...................erm ................experien ce ;D

Just one thing to leave you all with...................



Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake the tree
Agadoo doo doo push pineapple grind coffee
To the left to the right jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night sing with a hula melody

I met a hula mistress somewhere in Waikiki
Where she was selling pineapple playing ukulele
And when I went to the girl come on and teach me to sway
She laughed and whispered to me yes come tonight to the bay

The lovely beach and the sky
The moon of Hawaii
The rum calypso sarong
We'll all be singing this song

Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake the tree
Agadoo doo doo push pineapple grind coffee
To the left to the right jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night sing with a hula melody

Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake the tree
Agadoo doo doo push pineapple grind coffee
To the left to the right jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night sing with a hula melody

Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake the tree
Agadoo doo doo push pineapple grind coffee
To the left to the right jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night sing with a hula melody

Then down on the shore
They gather romance
She showed me much more
Not only to dance

Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake the tree
Agadoo doo doo push pineapple grind coffee
To the left to the right jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night sing with a hula melody

Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake the tree
Agadoo doo doo push pineapple grind coffee
To the left to the right jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night sing with a hula melody

The lovely beach and the sky
The moon of Hawaii
The rum calypso sarong
We'll all be singing this song

Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake the tree
Agadoo doo doo push pineapple grind coffee
To the left to the right jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night sing with a hula melo

Night, Night................... ... ;)
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: divavic on April 11, 2008, 23:57:56 PM
Don't worry I'm about to drag Trigger off to bed as well!!!! Night Night ;D
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: ALZ1307 on April 11, 2008, 23:59:44 PM
Don't worry I'm about to drag Trigger off to bed as well!!!! Night Night ;D

Bit to much information!!! :o
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: Trigger on April 12, 2008, 00:16:30 AM
Bit to much information!!! :o

Not with my current incapacities it isn't :'(
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: boffin486 on April 12, 2008, 09:08:41 AM
Morning Trig! Hope you're well rested 'cos...

You're gonna go to the Zoo today, Zoo today, Zoo today. We're gonna go to the Zoo today, we can stay all day. How about you you you, going to the Zoo Zoo Zoo, you could come too too too, we're going to the Zoo..... etc etc....  ;)
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: Eskimo on April 12, 2008, 09:23:55 AM
which zoo are you going to, Aberdeen doesn't have one?
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: boffin486 on April 12, 2008, 09:43:20 AM
No - Triggers going to the Zoo right back as first post....
Aberdeen used to have a Zoo but it was horrible and thankfully was closed about 25 years ago!
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: Eskimo on April 12, 2008, 09:48:57 AM
I see, should have read the whole thread.
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: Trigger on April 12, 2008, 10:04:52 AM
Morning Trig! Hope you're well rested 'cos...

You're gonna go to the Zoo today, Zoo today, Zoo today. We're gonna go to the Zoo today, we can stay all day. How about you you you, going to the Zoo Zoo Zoo, you could come too too too, we're going to the Zoo..... etc etc....  ;)

Thanks, just arrived. So far I've seen a Gorilla still hanging from the night before, another Monkey who's on his second Joint and it's only just gone 10 o'clock!! Just waiting for a manic depressive Elephant to turn up and p*ss us all off and my day will be complete. The Zoo I'm in today is called my office! :D
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: DanSE4 on April 12, 2008, 11:43:53 AM
Oooo!

This thread doesn't quite have the same effect when reading "the morning after"...lol

After a gallon of tea, think I'm back in order now though ;D
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: [email protected] on April 12, 2008, 12:25:22 PM
Thanks, just arrived. So far I've seen a Gorilla still hanging from the night before, another Monkey who's on his second Joint and it's only just gone 10 o'clock!! Just waiting for a manic depressive Elephant to turn up and p*ss us all off and my day will be complete. The Zoo I'm in today is called my office! :D

So who's the gorilla, who's the monkey and who is the manic depressive elephant?  ???
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: Trigger on April 12, 2008, 13:00:04 PM
The Gorilla drinks like a Fish, the Monkey gets through more Grass than an Adder snake and the Elephant is a big fat baldy miserable git who reminds me of a plucked Turkey
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: [email protected] on April 12, 2008, 13:01:04 PM
The Gorilla drinks like a Fish, the Monkey gets through more Grass than an Adder snake and the Elephant is a big fat baldy miserable git who reminds me of a plucked Turkey

Names, we want names!
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: Trigger on April 12, 2008, 13:04:06 PM
Huey, Louie and Duey
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: [email protected] on April 12, 2008, 13:13:03 PM
Huey, Louie and Duey

Sound more like a trio of cartoon kittens than a zoo!
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: Trigger on April 12, 2008, 13:16:03 PM
Sound more like a trio of cartoon kittens than a zoo!

Ducks in fact. This is a Zoo thread after all. I'm currently in Pets Corner
Title: Re: Going To The Zoo
Post by: [email protected] on April 13, 2008, 23:14:13 PM
Ducks in fact. This is a Zoo thread after all. I'm currently in Pets Corner

Peter went to Cotswold Wildlife Park on Friday - with Rhinos and camels and zebras and lions and meer cats and.... - that's almost like a zoo...