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Re: Going To The Zoo
« Reply #30 on: April 11, 2008, 22:53:01 PM »
Well thats another can down and now you are starting to scare me with this sh*t

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Re: Going To The Zoo
« Reply #31 on: April 11, 2008, 22:53:55 PM »
Toss you for Tie Me Kangaroo Down big boy!

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Re: Going To The Zoo
« Reply #32 on: April 11, 2008, 22:55:41 PM »
Toss you for Tie Me Kangaroo Down big boy!

I've just worked out what's happened: Trigger's OD'd on the happy pills the hospital gave him to cope with the pain!

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Re: Going To The Zoo
« Reply #33 on: April 11, 2008, 22:56:24 PM »
Heads I win!!

Let me Abos go loose, Lou,     
let me Abos go loose.
They're of no further use, Lou,
so let me Abos go loose.
Altogether now!

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Re: Going To The Zoo
« Reply #34 on: April 11, 2008, 22:58:38 PM »
Tie me Kangaroo down sport, tie me Kangaroo down (sh*g a Wallaby)

Tie me Kangaroo sport, tie me kangaroo down........
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Re: Going To The Zoo
« Reply #35 on: April 11, 2008, 23:00:32 PM »
More beer please............. ;D
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Re: Going To The Zoo
« Reply #36 on: April 11, 2008, 23:04:30 PM »
Stuff the beer I need whiskey

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Re: Going To The Zoo
« Reply #37 on: April 11, 2008, 23:08:20 PM »
Sunrise, early in the morning.........

I wish it was morning, all this laughing giving me rib ache!
Lewis Hamilton said that winning his first race felt better than having sex. Kimi's reply to that was, Maybe he never had sex.

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Re: Going To The Zoo
« Reply #38 on: April 11, 2008, 23:08:52 PM »
Got a fresh botle of Laphroaig downstairs & the "voices" are tempting me............ :)
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Re: Going To The Zoo
« Reply #39 on: April 11, 2008, 23:09:02 PM »
YO , I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha.

If you want my future forget my past,
If you wanna get with me better make it fast,
Now don't go wasting my precious time,
Get your act together we could be just fine

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Re: Going To The Zoo
« Reply #40 on: April 11, 2008, 23:10:29 PM »
And a 1........2.............. .3

Sun Arise come every mornin'
Sun Arise come every mornin'
Sun Arise come every mornin'
Bringin' back the warmth to the ground

Sun Arise fillin' up the hollow
Sun Arise fillin' up the hollow
Sun Arise fillin' up the hollow
Bringin' back the warmth to the ground

Sun Arise, she come every mornin'
Sun Arise, each and every day
Sun Arise, she come every mornin'
Sun Arise
ever-y ever-y ever-y ever-y day

She drive away the darkness everyday
She drive away the darkness everyday
She drive away your darkness everyday
Bringin' back the warmth to the ground

Sun Arise
Whoa-oh-oh
Sun Arise
Whoa-oh-oh
Sun Arise
Whoa-oh-oh
ever-y ever-y ever-y ever-y day

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Re: Going To The Zoo
« Reply #41 on: April 11, 2008, 23:11:34 PM »
YO , I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha.

If you want my future forget my past,
If you wanna get with me better make it fast,
Now don't go wasting my precious time,
Get your act together we could be just fine

That's a whole new can of worms & I've enough beer to last the duration!
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Re: Going To The Zoo
« Reply #42 on: April 11, 2008, 23:14:05 PM »
Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
and said goodbye to the circus
off she rode with a trumpety trump
trump trump trump
Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
and trundled off to the jungle
off she rode with a trumpety trump
trump trump trump

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Re: Going To The Zoo
« Reply #43 on: April 11, 2008, 23:15:31 PM »
ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh h nellie
i love that song , the toy dolls version any how
its right up their along with the birdie song

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Re: Going To The Zoo
« Reply #44 on: April 11, 2008, 23:15:49 PM »
You could hear the hoof beats pound as they raced across the ground,
And the clatter of the wheels as they spun 'round and 'round.
And he galloped into market street, his badge upon his chest,
His name was Ernie, and he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.

Now Ernie loved a widow, a lady known as Sue,
She lived all alone in Liddley Lane at number 22.
They said she was too good for him, she was haughty, proud and chic,
But Ernie got his cocoa there three times every week.

They called him Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeeee)
And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.

She said she'd like to bathe in milk, he said, "All right, sweetheart,"
And when he'd finished work one night he loaded up his cart.
He said, "D'you want it pasturize? 'Cause pasturize is best,"
She says, "Ernie, I'll be happy if it comes up to my chest."

That tickled old Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeeee)
And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.

Now Ernie had a rival, an evil-looking man,
Called Two-Ton Ted from Teddington and he drove the baker's van.
He tempted her with his treacle tarts and his tasty wholemeal bread,
And when she seen the size of his hot meat pies it very near turned her head.

She nearly swooned at his macaroon and he said, "If you treat me right,
You'll have hot rolls every morning and crumpets every night."
He knew once she sampled his layer cake he'd have his wicked way,
And all Ernie had to offer was a pint of milk a day.

Poor Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeeee)
And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.

One lunch time Ted saw Ernie's horse and cart outside her door,
It drove him mad to find it was still there at half past four.
And as he lept down from his van hot blood through his veins did course,
And he went across to Ernie's cart and didn't half kick his 'orse.

Whose name was Trigger, (Triggerrrrrrrr)
And he pulled the fastest milk cart in the west.

Now Ernie rushed out into the street, his gold top in his hand,
He said, "If you wanna marry Susie you'll fight for her like a man."
"Oh why don't we play cards for her?" he sneeringly replied,
"And just to make it interesting we'll have a shilling on the side."

Now Ernie dragged him from his van and beneath the blazing sun,
They stood there face to face, and Ted went for his bun.
But Ernie was too quick, things didn't go the way Ted planned,
And a strawberry-flavoured yogurt sent it spinning from his hand.

Now Susie ran between them and tried to keep them apart,
And Ernie, he pushed her aside and a rock cake caught him underneath his heart.
And he looked up in pained surprise and the concrete hardened crust,
Of a stale pork pie caught him in the eye and Ernie bit the dust.

Poor Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeeee)
And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.

Ernie was only 52, he didn't wanna die,
And now he's gone to make deliveries in that milk round in the sky.
Where the customers are angels and ferocious dogs are banned,
And the milkman's life is full of fun in that fairy, dairy land.

But a woman's needs are many fold and soon she married Ted,
But strange things happened on their wedding night as they lay in their bed.
Was that the trees a-rustling? Or the hinges of the gate?
Or Ernie's ghostly gold tops a-rattling in their crate?

They won't forget Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeee)
And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.
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