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Re: Going To The Zoo
« Reply #15 on: April 11, 2008, 22:02:44 PM »
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Going To The Zoo
« Reply #16 on: April 11, 2008, 22:07:08 PM »
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Re: Going To The Zoo
« Reply #17 on: April 11, 2008, 22:08:02 PM »
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Re: Going To The Zoo
« Reply #18 on: April 11, 2008, 22:14:10 PM »
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Re: Going To The Zoo
« Reply #19 on: April 11, 2008, 22:17:43 PM »
WTF is this thread all about......bizzare!!! ::)

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Re: Going To The Zoo
« Reply #20 on: April 11, 2008, 22:18:41 PM »
I'm Jake the peg diddle-lddle-iddle-um
With my extra leg diddle-lddle-iddle-um

I'm just going for a little lie down now..................... ........................ ........................ .....
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Re: Going To The Zoo
« Reply #21 on: April 11, 2008, 22:22:23 PM »
One more then I'd better leave this thread before I loose all dignity (most likely passed that point already though)!

T'was in the year of '89 on that old Great Western line,
When the winter wind was blowin' shrill,
The rails were froze, the wheels were cold, then the air brakes wouldn't hold,
And Number 9 came roaring down the hill -- oh!

The runaway train came down the track and she blew,
The runaway train came down the track and she blew,
The runaway train came down the track, her whistle wide and her throttle back,
And she blew, blew, blew, blew, blew.

I'm off!  ;D

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Re: Going To The Zoo
« Reply #22 on: April 11, 2008, 22:24:04 PM »
Thats it I'm done with this thread........its like looking into the mind of Rolf Harriss or something, you guys need to leave the drugs alone!! lol :D

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Re: Going To The Zoo
« Reply #23 on: April 11, 2008, 22:27:36 PM »



I'm off!  ;D

See ya later. I love Friday nights and a nice glass of Shiraz  ;D

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Re: Going To The Zoo
« Reply #24 on: April 11, 2008, 22:33:19 PM »
I've  come on here having had a good drink and after reading this thread I think I need to drink some more ::)

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Re: Going To The Zoo
« Reply #25 on: April 11, 2008, 22:34:42 PM »
I've  come on here having had a good drink and after reading this thread I think I need to drink some more ::)

Think I've had too many ;D
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Re: Going To The Zoo
« Reply #26 on: April 11, 2008, 22:42:37 PM »
Can you tell what it is yet?
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Re: Going To The Zoo
« Reply #27 on: April 11, 2008, 22:47:02 PM »
Wherever I go through rain and snow
The people always let me know
There's Jake the peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
With his extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle

The day that I born (oh boy) my father nearly died
He couldn't get my nappies on, how matter how he tried
'Cos I was born with an extra leg, and since that day begun
I had to learn to stand on my own three feet
Believe me that's no fun

I had a dreadful childhood really, I s'pose I shouldn't moan
Each time they had a three legged race, I won it on me own
And also I got popular, when came the time for cricket
They used to roll my trousers up
And use me for the wicket

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Re: Going To The Zoo
« Reply #28 on: April 11, 2008, 22:50:25 PM »
Two little boys had two little toys
Each had a wooden horse
Gaily they played each summer's day
Warriors both of course
One little chap then had a mishap
Broke off his horse's head
Wept for his toy then cried with joy
As his young playmate said


Did you think I would leave you crying
When there's room on my horse for two
Climb up here Jack and don't be crying
I can go just as fast with two
When we grow up we'll both be soldiers
And our horses will not be toys
And I wonder if we'll remember
When we were two little boys


Long years had passed, war came so fast
Bravely they marched away
Cannon roared loud, and in the mad crowd
Wounded and dying lay
Up goes a shout, a horse dashes out
Out from the ranks so blue
Gallops away to where Joe lay
Then came a voice he knew


Did you think I would leave you dying
When there's room on my horse for two
Climb up here Joe, we'll soon be flying
I can go just as fast with two
Did you say Joe I'm all a-tremble
Perhaps it's the battle's noise
But I think it's that I remember
When we were two little boys


Do you think I would leave you dying
There's room on my horse for two
Climb up here Joe, we'll soon by flying
Back to the ranks so blue
Can you feel Joe I'm all a tremble
Perhaps it's the battle's noise
But I think it's that I remember
When we were two little boys

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Re: Going To The Zoo
« Reply #29 on: April 11, 2008, 22:51:23 PM »
Toss you for Tie Me Kangaroo Down big boy!