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Offline zxr2

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stearing wheel removal
« on: October 04, 2009, 11:17:39 AM »
hi all this has probably been asked before but how the hell do you get a very stuborn f--king steering wheel off >:(,coz im pi---ed off,knacked and im gona get me grinder and cut the f--ker off.any ideas including the funnies(in need of cheering up) will be of help cheers
oh i forgot to mention it has an airbag

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Re: stearing wheel removal
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2009, 11:50:31 AM »
disconnect the battery for at least 30 minutes before you start, this will disable the airbag.

Some people seem to remove them just by smacking the sh*t out of them with a hammer or rocking the steering wheel until it comes of but what you need mate is one of these,



It's a steering wheel puller for the calibra and normally costs around a tenner.

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Re: stearing wheel removal
« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2009, 11:55:43 AM »
Im guessing you have undone the 2 air bag screws so you can remove the airbag and are left with the steering wheel on its own.  ;)
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« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2009, 11:57:17 AM »
Im guessing you have undone the 2 air bag screws so you can remove the airbag and are left with the steering wheel on its own.  ;)

lets hope so or he will be getting a very violent case of whiplash shortly  :o

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Re: stearing wheel removal
« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2009, 12:06:35 PM »
[quote author=Shifty
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Re: stearing wheel removal
« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2009, 12:17:03 PM »
-Remove the centre nut
-Get a mate to sit in the drivers seat
-Cable tie his hands to the steering wheel
-Attach a jump lead from each battery terminal to each of his nads
-Steering wheel will shortly be removed, although the smell of burning pubic hair may linger for some time. Try some febreeze
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« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2009, 12:19:10 PM »
-Remove the centre nut
-Get a mate to sit in the drivers seat
-Cable tie his hands to the steering wheel
-Attach a jump lead from each battery terminal to each of his nads
-Steering wheel will shortly be removed, although the smell of burning pubic hair may linger for some time. Try some febreeze

lol! :D

Or just hire the local retard and tell him the steering wheel is a frisbee?

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Re: stearing wheel removal
« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2009, 15:14:37 PM »
[quote author=Shifty

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Re: stearing wheel removal
« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2009, 15:16:11 PM »
cheers everybody for the advice all done.

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Re: stearing wheel removal
« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2009, 15:18:39 PM »
-Remove the centre nut
-Get a mate to sit in the drivers seat
-Cable tie his hands to the steering wheel
-Attach a jump lead from each battery terminal to each of his nads
-Steering wheel will shortly be removed, although the smell of burning pubic hair may linger for some time. Try some febreeze
cheers chav that did make me laugh

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Re: stearing wheel removal
« Reply #10 on: October 04, 2009, 15:53:51 PM »
Did ya go get that tool?
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Re: stearing wheel removal
« Reply #11 on: October 04, 2009, 17:43:50 PM »
no me car was in bits so i improvised and modified a two legged puller i had lying around in me shed trust me i will be getting it

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Re: stearing wheel removal
« Reply #12 on: October 04, 2009, 17:53:04 PM »
just been on the draper uk web site