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You Know You Are Getting Old...
« on: June 10, 2017, 22:36:57 PM »
When they find blood in your alcohol system!  :)

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Re: You Know You Are Getting Old...
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2017, 13:30:52 PM »
That is certainly me!
Lewis Hamilton said that winning his first race felt better than having sex. Kimi's reply to that was, Maybe he never had sex.

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Re: You Know You Are Getting Old...
« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2017, 00:17:46 AM »
Lol know the feeling  ;D

I'm becoming a bloody expert on....Stair Lifts........Mobility scooters....where to buy ....Incontinence pants and damn.....Zimmer frames. ???

I get bombarded with junk mail by the lorry load.

Soon it will be.........Oak.....Mahog any.....and .....pine coffins......that will really freak me out :'( :'( Lol

I am 70 and I haven't  even gone grey for Christ Sake........ And No it's not out of a bottle...so they can stick that leaflet where it hurts ::) ::) ???

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Re: You Know You Are Getting Old...
« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2017, 09:08:51 AM »
Lol know the feeling  ;D

I'm becoming a bloody expert on....Stair Lifts........Mobility scooters....where to buy ....Incontinence pants and damn.....Zimmer frames. ???

I get bombarded with junk mail by the lorry load.

Soon it will be.........Oak.....Mahog any.....and .....pine coffins......that will really freak me out :'( :'( Lol

I am 70 and I haven't  even gone grey for Christ Sake........ And No it's not out of a bottle...so they can stick that leaflet where it hurts ::) ::) ???

Im the same....as my patner n sister are disabled....love the blue badge though get to park in the city in great places.

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Re: You Know You Are Getting Old...
« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2017, 04:19:45 AM »
I was at professional development day yesterday and during the economic update they were discussing Japan's ageing population and that for the first time, sales of adult nappies were higher than baby nappies. A trend they that will occur in all western economies due to falling fertility rates! So rest assured, everyone's getting older!!

Just stay nimble enough to get in and out of your Cally!

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Re: You Know You Are Getting Old...
« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2017, 15:42:42 PM »
Lol Lol ;D ;D ;D 8)

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Re: You Know You Are Getting Old...
« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2017, 17:05:55 PM »
I thought I was getting old about six weeks ago when I was at the local acute hospital six times! My GP had referred me to the local hospital but I ended up in A&E before the appointment. I then had four out-patient appointments and a procedure performed all in a four week period. I asked but they do not do loyalty cards!  :)  Seriously though I have now been referred to another hospital. Sh*t I am getting old!   :(

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Re: You Know You Are Getting Old...
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2017, 21:09:58 PM »


Just stay nimble enough to get in and out of your Cally!

I slipped a disc getting out of one of mine. I really did, needed an operation the whole issue. My back is now pretty well f*cked LOL. True!

So the first one cocked up then Zodiac? :D
Lewis Hamilton said that winning his first race felt better than having sex. Kimi's reply to that was, Maybe he never had sex.

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Re: You Know You Are Getting Old...
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2017, 21:53:05 PM »
at the rate im going i`ll have to mod my drivers seat and add half of them disabled electric bath seats lol...the ones that lift you up n down lol

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Re: You Know You Are Getting Old...
« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2017, 00:21:43 AM »
Hi ALZ and Sealy :)

The other night watching the little tow rags nicking motors on "Police interceptors"..........do you see how fast they get out when the police say it looks like a Decamp".

Even when the drivers door is blocked they fly over the gear stick and leg it out of the passenger door........in bloody seconds Lol ;D

If that was me I would be caught between the two seats with a weird smile on my face ready to here......"Your nicked sunshine" ::)

Sympathise with your slipped disc ALZ .....a doctor told me it's as painful as childbirth.......my dad had one and he cried like a baby.....no he wasn't pregnent ;D ;D

Regarding getting out of my car normally I seem to always seem to boot the door speaker grill  ::)......I am thinking of getting one of those seat swivel turntable thingy 's then with the seat heaters on I can pretend I'm a foookin microwave Lol  ;D





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Re: You Know You Are Getting Old...
« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2017, 09:40:54 AM »
at the rate im going i`ll have to mod my drivers seat and add half of them disabled electric bath seats lol...the ones that lift you up n down lol

[email protected] done...but not cooked in the middle lol

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Re: You Know You Are Getting Old...
« Reply #11 on: September 11, 2017, 00:51:23 AM »
I slipped a disc getting out of one of mine. I really did, needed an operation the whole issue. My back is now pretty well f*cked LOL. True!

On a couple of occasions my brain tried to tell my body "no worries, you can still be a goalkeeper, it's just like riding a bike" and after when I've torn my hamstring, again, and I'm trying to get into my car my body replies "f**king stupid brain, why did I listen to you?"

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Re: You Know You Are Getting Old...
« Reply #12 on: September 11, 2017, 09:17:33 AM »
On a couple of occasions my brain tried to tell my body "no worries, you can still be a goalkeeper, it's just like riding a bike" and after when I've torn my hamstring, again, and I'm trying to get into my car my body replies "f**king stupid brain, why did I listen to you?"

Back in the day i use to Race Mountain bikes on a Saturday and Sunday....only in the Novice category....2 laps...about 12 miles altogether...I still cycle to work....but thats 5 miles...most days now that feels like 50 miles lol....Weather you like it or not age creeps up on you and slows you down...you simply cannot do what you used to do. 

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Re: You Know You Are Getting Old...
« Reply #13 on: September 12, 2017, 15:00:13 PM »
LOL LOL at swivel seats!!!!!!!! 
Lewis Hamilton said that winning his first race felt better than having sex. Kimi's reply to that was, Maybe he never had sex.