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santa in the summer.
« on: January 08, 2013, 22:19:19 PM »
             have you ever wondered what
                         santa 

           looks like in the summer???


       

       sort of takes the joy out of xmas doesn't it...
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandad,
not screaming in terror like his passengers!

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santa in the summer.
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2013, 22:21:45 PM »
My eyes, my eyes!!!!


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Re: santa in the summer.
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2013, 00:18:20 AM »
Dear god.
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Re: santa in the summer.
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2013, 14:03:11 PM »
If Santa were visiting little girls and boys in the middle of the night these days he would be arrested as a paedophile...

I'll reserve judgement on the likes of Stuart Hall et al, until the evidence has been properly assessed and reports and arrests are not simply based on a lot of, possibly false, allegations...

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Re: santa in the summer.
« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2013, 17:26:45 PM »
I was abused once  :(

Keira Knightley told me to f*ck off out of her used knicker pile  :P