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Parking Ticket
« on: February 28, 2013, 23:18:24 PM »
Working people frequently ask retired people what

They do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day, my wife and I

Went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a Policeman writing out a parking ticket.

 We went up to him and I said, 'Come on,

How about giving a senior citizen a break?'

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.

I called him an arsehole . He glared at me and started

Writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.

 So Barb called him a sh*t head. He finished the

Second ticket and put it on the windscreen with the first.

Then he started writing more tickets.

This went on for about 20 minutes.

The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

 Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it

And went home. We weren't too concerned about the vehicle's owner because of the sticker on the back window "I support the Labour Party".

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandad,
not screaming in terror like his passengers!

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Re: Parking Ticket
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2013, 00:11:35 AM »
I was hoping for a better punch line :(
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Re: Parking Ticket
« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2013, 10:41:27 AM »
That died didn't it. :(
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Re: Parking Ticket
« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2013, 19:43:33 PM »
shocking punch line!!!!!   >:(