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Re: Whats wrong with tuning an 8v cally
« Reply #240 on: April 03, 2010, 00:24:40 AM »
PMSL again!! when did you turn so funny! karma+

Thank you dear fellow.. but dont think im letting you take me dry just for one karma!
I have dyslexia, i dont wont your sympathy, just ask you not to take the pi** to much :)

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Re: Whats wrong with tuning an 8v cally
« Reply #241 on: April 03, 2010, 00:27:17 AM »
Chipolata actually, you know, the SMALL ones.
still big enough for you to choke.. with your gob that's quite an accomplishment!
I have dyslexia, i dont wont your sympathy, just ask you not to take the pi** to much :)

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Re: Whats wrong with tuning an 8v cally
« Reply #242 on: April 03, 2010, 00:28:07 AM »
Thank you dear fellow.. but dont think im letting you take me dry just for one karma!
ya cant have your other one for another 4hr! (apparently!)
like your boost valve instructions! they will come to those who wait!
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Re: Whats wrong with tuning an 8v cally
« Reply #243 on: April 03, 2010, 00:31:35 AM »
ya cant have your other one for another 4hr! (apparently!)
like your boost valve instructions! they will come to those who wait!
Damn it i was just about to say wheres my fooking karma! lol

yer I'm getting very good at waiting ' The Biggest, The Largest, The Best' took nearly 3 damn days to answer what i thought was a flaming easy question! :P
I have dyslexia, i dont wont your sympathy, just ask you not to take the pi** to much :)

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Re: Whats wrong with tuning an 8v cally
« Reply #244 on: April 03, 2010, 00:33:52 AM »
still big enough for you to choke.. with your gob that's quite an accomplishment!

Well you didn't complain earlier did you? You say nice things to get what you want then go all un caring and fall asleep, I'm hurt and may cry.
Lewis Hamilton said that winning his first race felt better than having sex. Kimi's reply to that was, Maybe he never had sex.

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Re: Whats wrong with tuning an 8v cally
« Reply #245 on: April 03, 2010, 00:35:19 AM »
well as i said before i was driving bout 5 months he had 2 years on me my old blue cally was f*cked and he couldb not outrun me and he later on sold this rs for 4k

if it was an `escort rs` it must have been an rs1600i , with a stuffed headgasket, worn out bores, blocked injectors and binding breaks for a knackered 8v to beat it, even a knackered standard rs turbo would thrash an 8v unless it was in reverse with a blind 200kg driver

a std rs turbo is faster than a std calibra turbo 0-60 , no chance in an 8v you could even see it after a second if it was racing

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Re: Whats wrong with tuning an 8v cally
« Reply #246 on: April 03, 2010, 00:36:14 AM »
How destroyed could this thread be? :D

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Re: Whats wrong with tuning an 8v cally
« Reply #247 on: April 03, 2010, 00:36:23 AM »
Well you didn't complain earlier did you? You say nice things to get what you want then go all un caring and fall asleep, I'm hurt and may cry.
Im Sorry baby, i didnt mean it. come here so i can hold you.. :D
I have dyslexia, i dont wont your sympathy, just ask you not to take the pi** to much :)

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Re: Whats wrong with tuning an 8v cally
« Reply #248 on: April 03, 2010, 00:37:20 AM »
Damn it i was just about to say wheres my fooking karma! lol

yer I'm getting very good at waiting ' The Biggest, The Largest, The Best' took nearly 3 damn days to answer what i thought was a flaming easy question! :P

What about you fule reg!? I only saw it last night! soz chap! please forgive! dont hate me! I ment no harm!  Ha Ha
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Re: Whats wrong with tuning an 8v cally
« Reply #249 on: April 03, 2010, 00:38:34 AM »
Im Sorry baby, i didnt mean it. come here so i can hold you.. :D

Get f*cked your on the sofa........... Oh OK come here then :D
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Re: Whats wrong with tuning an 8v cally
« Reply #250 on: April 03, 2010, 00:39:09 AM »
How destroyed could this thread be? :D


nothing to do with me... :D

LMFAO, i will make you pay :P i dont except checks tho. :P
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Re: Whats wrong with tuning an 8v cally
« Reply #251 on: April 03, 2010, 00:40:20 AM »
Get f*cked your on the sofa........... Oh OK come here then :D

*cuddles* lets not fight again. *Mwah* :)
I have dyslexia, i dont wont your sympathy, just ask you not to take the pi** to much :)

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Re: Whats wrong with tuning an 8v cally
« Reply #252 on: April 03, 2010, 00:41:36 AM »
well perhaps i need to find another 1 then cause to many are saying im wrong an im starting to think but as i said he sold it for 4 k so how could it have been tha f*cked ???????????/

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Re: Whats wrong with tuning an 8v cally
« Reply #253 on: April 03, 2010, 00:42:10 AM »
*cuddles* lets not fight again. *Mwah* :)

 :-* Now get your arse in the shower, I'm not done with you yet ;)
Lewis Hamilton said that winning his first race felt better than having sex. Kimi's reply to that was, Maybe he never had sex.

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Re: Whats wrong with tuning an 8v cally
« Reply #254 on: April 03, 2010, 00:43:04 AM »
well perhaps i need to find another 1 then cause to many are saying im wrong an im starting to think but as i said he sold it for 4 k so how could it have been tha f*cked ???????????/

Because whoever bought it was a mug? This many people can't be wrong chap, seriously.
Lewis Hamilton said that winning his first race felt better than having sex. Kimi's reply to that was, Maybe he never had sex.