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My TOM day
« on: May 07, 2018, 18:39:54 PM »
hi  :)
bet the above title grabbed your curiosity  ::)

I have used a nicer name for my MOT............The name..."TOM" is the name of my cat and feels less worrying than saying ,,,,,,mmmmMMMMOOTT day. Well she went in for testing this week.....on arrival I noticed the tester guy holding a spike hammer behind his back with a sadistic smirk on his face.......Now please tell me it's not the dreaded....TIN WORM time.

after wearing the carpet out constantly pacing up and down.....it happened.......Yes a Foooookin fail notice >:( >:( >:( >:(

Welding here Welding there........Failed the Emmisions.....Lower arm balljoint.....Track rod end....My Car..My World...My wallet...My ..My  my :'(

Good news I fixed all fail items except.............you can guess .....I cannot Weld.....bad news...even if I wanted to ,,,,my fookin pace maker

is bound to short out.....and self ...foookin destruct ::) Lol

So If any of you have got a Tom due .......don't have nightmares ;D

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Re: My TOM day
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2018, 22:03:07 PM »
I feel your pain.....I hate Tom's lol the last one on my se6 was a fail.....1% below minimum (hand break) and Emmisions.

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She Passed.
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2018, 23:10:56 PM »
Thankyou Sealy  ;)

How about from this day on we all call them TOM's 8)

When I took her to my Welder friend........I had to laugh .......half of the near and offside sills were bad and he said there is not much good metal to Weld a plate to :-\

I jokingly said ....Qoute......Weld the plate to what's left ........and Weld the plate to the bottom of the door ::) >:( >:(........I will just climb out off the fooookin Sun Roof Lol

Any way.......guess what .....after tearing round to the tesing station.........She passed ...Passed....Passed ;D

🎆🎆🎇🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺............Hic.....Burp .......Smelly gas....rhymes with .....TART.

New lambda sensor....and a can of  "Cata Clean"......plus a Nice Barrel Roll down the Duel Carriage Way.......and it was safe eneough to stick your
nose up her exhaust pipe.........Thank God the Cat Converter is still alive........or I would have to go to ?...."Cash Converters" Lol.



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Re: My TOM day
« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2018, 15:40:13 PM »
Your posts crack me right up, LOL
Lewis Hamilton said that winning his first race felt better than having sex. Kimi's reply to that was, Maybe he never had sex.

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Re: My TOM day
« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2018, 01:12:25 AM »
They crack me up too Alz  ;D

I don't know where they come from............my typing finger seams to get Possessed  ::)

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Re: My TOM day
« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2018, 10:12:26 AM »
Love it! Lol. Short replies as I'll get a f*cking 404 error.
Lewis Hamilton said that winning his first race felt better than having sex. Kimi's reply to that was, Maybe he never had sex.

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Re: My TOM day
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2018, 09:05:20 AM »
lol nutter...awesome....that "catta clean" is very good stuff...ive used it.