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« Reply #141 on: July 24, 2010, 18:39:45 PM »
WTF ARE SPIDERS?

Spiders are what search engines (Google, Yahoo, Bing etc) use to constantly scour web pages across the internet to generate "key words" used when you do a search for a subject in them.

You may have noticed that sometimes if you've searched on Google for a Calibra related subject, it's brought up pages from CC.Com that contains the words you've searched for. That's what a spider does, creates a database of websites & thier content for the search engine.

Perfectly good & they do us all a favour! :)
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« Reply #142 on: July 24, 2010, 18:42:42 PM »
http://www.clubcalibra.com/website-issues/bugfix-list-for-clubcalibra-v2-00/

Link to issues thread!


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Spiders are what search engines (Google, Yahoo, Bing etc) use to constantly scour web pages across the internet to generate "key words" used when you do a search for a subject in them.

You may have noticed that sometimes if you've searched on Google for a Calibra related subject, it's brought up pages from CC.Com that contains the words you've searched for. That's what a spider does, creates a database of websites & thier content for the search engine.

Perfectly good & they do us all a favour! :)


Speak english man  ;D

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« Reply #143 on: July 24, 2010, 18:48:02 PM »
WTF ever happened to that cocknose Richie86? he was on here all the time and was a mod, I know he hasn't been on in a long time but he doesn't show up as a mod anymore, Did he quit? as I notice that other cocknose cardie wearer K30 is still a mod and he hasn't been around since there was snow in the Sahara, which is a shame cos his missus Emstick had an awesome BFA  ;D

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« Reply #144 on: July 24, 2010, 18:51:00 PM »
Speak english man  ;D

 ::)

Right, when you type something into Google (for arguments sake, say you've typed "Calibra lowering springs") how do you think that you then get a list of sites that contain information on what you've searched for?

A little program, deployed by Google, spends 24 hrs a day, 365 days a year constantly recording words from every website it visits (they are out there constantly so that's a hell of a lot of websites) & building a database of the words contained in them. So, when we search for something, Google can then give you that magic list of websites to visit because it's already been there & recorded all of the content.

Make sense?
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« Reply #145 on: July 24, 2010, 18:54:54 PM »
I'm sure his kids will understand. I think chopsy may be a little out of touch  :P

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« Reply #146 on: July 24, 2010, 18:56:00 PM »
::)

Right, when you type something into Google (for arguments sake, say you've typed "Calibra lowering springs) how do you think that you then get a list of sites that contain information on what you've searched for?

A little program, deployed by Google, spends 24 hrs a day, 365 days a year constantly recording words from every website it visits (they are out there constantly so that's a hell of a lot of websites) & building a database of the words contained in them. So, when we search for something, Google can then give you that magic list of websites to visit because it's already been there & recorded all of the content.

Make sense?

I said ENGLISH, you no speaka da english Dan?

I never searched for any springs  :P


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« Reply #147 on: July 24, 2010, 18:58:18 PM »
I said ENGLISH, you no speaka da english Dan?

Oh f*ck off & go buy an abacus! :P
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« Reply #148 on: July 24, 2010, 18:59:52 PM »
Oh f*ck off & go buy an abacus! :P

wot is a abacus Dan?

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« Reply #149 on: July 24, 2010, 19:03:19 PM »
wot is a abacus Dan?

It's a calculator for old people

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« Reply #150 on: July 24, 2010, 19:03:53 PM »
wot is a abacus Dan?

Kiss my swingers & get back on topic! :P
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« Reply #151 on: July 24, 2010, 19:05:10 PM »
It's a calculator for old people

Now I really am confused, so does anyone know what are spiders?

The mark as read option keeps apearing mixed in with the rest of the lines of text instead of above it, anyone else getting this?

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« Reply #152 on: July 24, 2010, 19:41:52 PM »
Spiders are basically automated web surfers that scower the internet and add pages of interest to the search index of Google, Yahoo etc. So when a new topic appears in a search engine as a result, it is because a spider has 'spidered' it beforehand :D

p.s. Mods can you police the Bug fix and ensure that people enter bugs as requested, i.e. copying/pasting the list. Also, if people are stuck or confused about something, please refer them to the first post of the list containing explanation.
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« Reply #153 on: July 24, 2010, 19:47:46 PM »
Spiders are basically automated web surfers that scower the internet and add pages of interest to the search index of Google, Yahoo etc. So when a new topic appears in a search engine as a result, it is because a spider has 'spidered' it beforehand :D

I've tried explaining that to our "Chops", give up! ;D
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« Reply #154 on: July 24, 2010, 19:56:59 PM »
Spiders are basically automated web surfers that scower the internet and add pages of interest to the search index of Google, Yahoo etc. So when a new topic appears in a search engine as a result, it is because a spider has 'spidered' it beforehand :D

p.s. Mods can you police the Bug fix and ensure that people enter bugs as requested, i.e. copying/pasting the list. Also, if people are stuck or confused about something, please refer them to the first post of the list containing explanation.

Finally someone that speaks English, Dan take notes ^^^^^    ;D

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« Reply #155 on: July 24, 2010, 20:02:56 PM »
I've tried explaining that to our "Chops", give up! ;D

Haha! If someone can understand the concept of 'bugs' in computer s/w, I don't see why it is more difficult to understand 'spiders' 'crawling' around the internet looking for 'key words' and phrases to stick in their database.

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« Reply #156 on: July 24, 2010, 23:26:34 PM »
Haha! If someone can understand the concept of 'bugs' in computer s/w, I don't see why it is more difficult to understand 'spiders' 'crawling' around the internet looking for 'key words' and phrases to stick in their database.

'I have a few 'key words' you can stick in your database J@z  :P

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« Reply #157 on: July 25, 2010, 17:23:59 PM »
'I have a few 'key words' you can stick in your database J@z  :P

LoL  ;D

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« Reply #158 on: July 25, 2010, 19:39:12 PM »
WTF ever happened to that cocknose Richie86? he was on here all the time and was a mod, I know he hasn't been on in a long time but he doesn't show up as a mod anymore, Did he quit? as I notice that other cocknose cardie wearer K30 is still a mod and he hasn't been around since there was snow in the Sahara, which is a shame cos his missus Emstick had an awesome BFA  ;D


??? anyone ???

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« Reply #159 on: July 25, 2010, 19:44:40 PM »

??? anyone ???

they both want me to replace them as a Mod, thats all i know lol


 


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